“If no one gets offed soon, I’m gonna fling myself off the nearest building.”. And by funny, I mean sad. I have too many screenshots and need to clear some things out. You know what’s cooler? What is up?! #business, That elevator shaft scene taken out of context cracks me up. Sorry for the long hiatus! later that day. #writing. Follow. As my year of Mock Trial has ended, please consider the following quotes from my Mock Trial team: for a little over a year now a couple of my friends and I have been compiling random out of context quotes from our conversations in a google doc and we have quite a collection now, I think I posted some of these long ages ago on tumblr but now there’s a lot more and I can’t remember the context of most of them, anyway if anybody wants to use these as writing prompts feel free, this is the funniest fucking thing out of context. in you”, “oh you can see it” *whispers* “where I touched A billion dragons. drunk people who have found a dildo say the darnedest things, “I’ve got you this present, Gavin. co-worker: i don't like what you wrote about my project, so i took one of your quotes out of context, to make you look dumb, and sent it to your boss. Miles, DIE!”, “In my professional opinion, the defendant is just a fucking idiot.”, “Your honor, I respectfully request that you shut the fuck up please.”, “Ms. Out of Context Quotes From Class “You chose the soup, man,” my professor to me. Sale of the 190-proof variation is prohibited in some states, which led Luxco to start selling the 189-proof version. That boy was already thirsting for him since minute one and we didn’t even notice. “Penis Parker!! | Powered by Mantra & WordPress. else: “whiskey and sadness”, thank you rooster teeth for this glorious 24 hours. #dumb, Read on to test your memory of these bizarre, out-of-context quotes. • I’m like a rotisserie shithead!! #out of context quotes #quotes out of context. Babies wrapped in money. • Hot diggity shit. dilbert: ...so, as you can see, that quote was out of context. and Michael is mental”, Miles as Rob Boss “I’m going to go get And by good, I mean funny. Fuck you guys! • Griffin, we gotta go fight some weeds at floor 20…! Brian: Roger threw my lyric sheet in Deaky’s trash can, and he’d been eating cheese toast earlier. To be fair, cannibalism seems like a pretty decent way to get rid of a body. Rodriguez, could you please turn to the judge and explain why everything you just said was bullshit.”, “I then identified the defendant, Gordan Ramsey climb the podium steps and yell into his bullhorn, ‘WHERE’S THE LAMB SAUCE! I know how to taste the sea, read the wind and fuck the moon!! “For me context is the key – from that comes the understanding of everything.” – Kenneth Noland “Making mental connections is our most crucial learning tool, the essence of human intelligence; to forge links; to go beyond the given; to see patterns, relationships, context” – Marilyn Ferguson “Critics […] #out of context, Search Quotes. I wasn’t sure if he wanted me to sacrifice my children to him or pay attention to him, but I had no intention of doing either. • Hey, Sonic the Hedgehog is in here! ?’.” “What happened after?” “A riot then broke out.”, “Mothers and fuckers of the jury…” “But we don’t have a jury.” “*sighs* Motherfucking judges, tonight I present a case…”. #malice, #this is mostly griffin and justin and next to no travis sadly but oh well :"/, #very sad i didnt screenshot the ‘fakenhage’ thing, #its mostly true except this sideblog though. Shame on you and shame on us! Is this what normal feels like?” “Fuck if I know.”. He just gave me a big bag of weed!! • I’m gonna make his head… look like an asterisk. shituniprofessorssay. • A, B, CRONK, Doug, eeeieeeeie~, fffffffnuh… Gumpy~! That’s unscrupulous! Where is your pal Spider-Man?”. *sounds of thunderous roaring* AAAHH-. Covid caused a lot of chaos over the the last semester and this one at my university, as it did for most schools. 2 notes. Quick reminder that in Spider-Man Homecoming, it was Flash Eugene Thompson that (like the true ho he is) insisted invited Spider-man to Liz’ party. Typically, this is an attempt to deflect criticism for… ], The minute I was born, someone came along and superglued jellybeans on my feet, “Daddy popping out of the coffin to show you what’s really up.”, Anyone who can guess the context of this screenshot wins a virtual high five from us, “And apparently the cinnamon roll is one of the most horny-making smells.”. • It’s like a gachapon!! You opened the door, you built the fucking door, out of wood, shit wood!! ///feel free to add more, cause god knows I can’t write out them all///, Perhaps some Spiritfarer quotes out of context bc i feel like it. (said through wheezing laughter). hs homestuck out of context quotes homestuck out of context submission homestuck^2 hs^2 john egbert harry anderson egbert so anyway as you can see this would have worked out just fine! The fallacy of quoting something out of context is often included in the Fallacy of Accent, and it is true that there are strong parallels. this looks like shit dad. Hmm. We will take a look as soon as we can. you”, *Kerry holding dildo* “I can help! I’m dead and in hell now!!! • You’re gonna turn him into a man-tube,,,??!? Hey!!…. #anger, #face mask, It’s a • I’m gonna take a hammer and fix the baby. Enjoy this collection of quotes on Context. • Come fuck this, quick quick quick, come fuck this, quickquicKQUICK COME FUCK THIS!! Tags • Man creates Goose, Goose delays man, God kills Man, Goose kills God… eats God- Goose eats God… women rule the world! Kepler wrote to a friend. • You dumb piece of shit, I can’t believe we share genetic material, you make me so angry..! and you survive but the box has died. They just run right off the goddamn thing. boss yelling: liar!!! ... Get Quotes via Email. bag of wet bread that’s been in my pocket for two hours”, Michael talking about “little mutant • Oh c'mon, I’m in hell!! Note: it gets very dick/dildo centric at the end. #I should preface this conversation by saying I know exactly what you and Jade are going to do. - “Hey, you know what? Money wrapped in babies!”, -“let’s kick their ass!” *band starts screaming because he swore*, -*constantly roasting clarinet section leader*, -“unleash your inner stripper!” “Stop you’re embarrassing her”, -“I know this song so well I could sleep with it”, -“please don’t scare the student teachers away from teaching”, #actuallyautistic out of context quote of the day: “Is this… normal? You pick up John Cena and throw it at the moose. Figures you guys might enjoy this out-of-context quote from the outline of a fic I’m writing. #thanks for the ideas fellow newsie stans, #irony is every autistic can probably guess the context, #i am personally VERY much enjoying hades, #i am NOT good at video games but i am also actually doing okay at this one and i'm so pumped about it, #did I tag quotes and stuff in my last post, “cain killed abel in an unfortunate disagreement about sacrifices”, “there, i made it about god, can I talk about pagans now?”, “what’s the deal with all the one-eyed people?” “keep an eye on them”, “the romans saw the picts as naked losers”, “loki was everyone’s annoying younger brother until the christians showed up” “yeah, the whole baldr thing was only barely his fault”, “i can’t pronounce his name, so i’m just gonna call him the guy until someone else says it so i can copy how they say it”, “this gave us many of the monsters from legend, including Angelina Jolie”, “seven was a magic number, so him having seven fingers on each hand makes him the epitome of sexiness for them”, “so the five year old hulks out and kills a bunch of people”, “if you relax your eyes, what can you see?” “an octopus”, “wow, the celts made boar sculptures, i’m so surprised”, “since she’s basing all her arguments off a manuscript that no longer exists, we’re just gonna call this speculation”, “the picts also walked off with buckets and buckets of roman coins that they had no use for, cause they didn’t have a monetary system”, “animal salad is my new favourite phrase”, “what animal do you think it’s meant to be?” “well, it’s squiggly, so i’m gonna say it’s a serpent” “it’s a horse”, “Why do old people talk” “to prove they'se still alive”, “I hope it’s really bloody with a nice clear picture”, “Please your highness, may I do the honors?”, “I said he heard it right here, and he did”, “And when nunzio gets nervous I don’t look pretty”, “Now there’s a headline even Elmer could sell”, ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°), *being crossed examined* “I’m a cop, so fuck you.”, “I have a ketchup quota, thankyouverymuch.”, *whole team serenading* “I!